(a la Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if...")
...when working with squash little bits of guts end up on her shiny, black cabinet doors.
...when baking, some of her drawer handles become covered with batter smudges.
...her stovetop has little crunchies under the burner.
...to the left of her sink is in a constant state of disarray.
...her cereal selection would make a six year old jealous.
...this guy's always at her feet because
he knows she's going to drop something.
...the recycle bin is always overflowing because she's too
lazy busy to empty it.
...she forgets about rising dough in the warm microwave on a Wednesday.
...she somehow manages to forget about rising dough in a warm microwave
on Thursday, too.
...when working with squash little bits of guts end up on her shiny, black cabinet doors.
...when baking, some of her drawer handles become covered with batter smudges.
...her stovetop has little crunchies under the burner.
...to the left of her sink is in a constant state of disarray.
...her cereal selection would make a six year old jealous.
...this guy's always at her feet because he knows she's going to drop something.
...the recycle bin is always overflowing because she's too 
...she forgets about rising dough in the warm microwave on a Wednesday.
...she somehow manages to forget about rising dough in a warm microwave on Thursday, too.
Ha, that's pretty funny - I found chocolate all over just about every towel, handle and myself after baking yesterday :)
ReplyDeleteThis made me chuckle. Looks like my kitchen... just much more updated! :)
ReplyDeleteAlot of this is found in my kitchen too--love it! Currently I can see the overflowing recycle bin. Oops! :-)
ReplyDeleteI have a contest going on over at my blog if you want to send in a picture of your Christmas decorating--lots of goodies up for grabs!
Oh my goodness - Hannah's nightmare has become a reality!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, when my Mom came over on Sunday, Hannah was actually putting things away that I hadn't even used yet, and was following me with a sponge the whole time.
I will never live up to her standards.
Thanks for the laugh this morning Christina!
That's hilarious. Sometimes, my kitchen could be yours....except I have a white cat at my feet instead of a cute dog!!! Have a wonderful day!!
ReplyDeleteHey that's my kitchen! Except that you have better everything. But the mess is still the same. Glad I'm not alone in tht way.
ReplyDeleteStill love this post Christina!! And it is still Hannah's nightmare! :D
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